Roadwright

Counted in road lengths. Land on a whole number and both wheels turn the same way at the same time. Slide it to zero for a single wheel.

Or drag either end of the road. The axle still tracks a straight line exactly, because the derivation never mentioned gravity.

A whistle when the wheel whips round a tight corner. Pitch follows the measured spin, so nothing here is decoration.

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